Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1967

A little girl stared with fascination at the pregnant woman walking alongside her in the park. "What's that?" she asked, pointing to the woman's blossoming stomach."That's my own sweet baby," said the mother-to-be."Do you love him?" asked the child."Of course I do," the woman said, "I love him very much."Whereupon the little girl exclaimed accusingly, "Then how come you ate him?"Our Unabashed Dictionary defines population explosion as w...