Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 1967
We're newlyweds and we'd like a suite," said the groom to the hotel clerk."Bridal?" inquired the clerk."Oh, no!" blurted out the bride. "I'll just hang onto his ears until I get used to it."A young man walked into a drugstore that was being tended by the owner's somewhat prudish wife. "May I have six contraceptives, miss?" he asked."Don't 'miss' me," she replied."OK," the eager fellow said, "better make it seven."We've he...
