Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1967

As the young couple parked in a crowded lovers' lane, she sighed romantically: "It's lovely out here tonight--just listen to the crickets.""Those aren't crickets," her date replied. "They're zippers."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines pot roast as a cookout for grassheads.Then there was the gay fellow who redecorated his bathroom and has His and His towels.A beautiful but obviously overwrought young woman tearfully admitted to her doctor that after almost a year of ma...