Playboy's Christmas Cards

December, 1967

To Charles DiekensVariety announced this scoop:The British Launch New Vocal Group!E. Scrooge and Co. are real crowd pleasers:They call themselves the Ebenezers.There's Jacob Marley's cool refrains(He's featured on electric chains).And Tiny Tim is just too much;A teeny bopper blowing crutch.Your Carol now is hiply doneAnd so, Mod bless us, every one!To Marshall Mc LuhanWe hope that you won't mind usDeviating from your rule!The medium here is PlayboyAnd the message--"Happy yule."To Bobby...