Curiouser Courtships

February, 1969

Ethelbert admired everything about the exciting divorcée Mrs. Creek-Stile---her furniture, her hairdo, her imperial manner and the long flowing white gown that she wore even while ice skating. That she should find anything in him to admire in return was beyond his wildest dreams; and yet one day she sauntered regally over to the cozy old mahogany settee and, depositing herself upon it with many a flourish, beckoned him by crooking a finger majestically to stand behind her. In a flash, he had fou...