Playboy's Christmas Cards
December, 1969
To Aspiring Moon MenTo reach the moon--oh, wondrous feat--One must, indeed, be dreadless. The worst of all its threats to man? The place is broad- and bedless.To a Liberated WomanYou were once a fragile flower, Now you shout for woman power. Locked in struggle of the sexes, Brewing up your W.I.T.C.H.y hexes. Here's to you and your cohorts: A lifetime gift of jockey shorts.To Alexander PortnoyWe hope the coming year will vouchThe healing powers of the couch.We'd wish you joyous Christmas Day,But...
