Cartoon

January, 1970

Zinsmeister and the Treacherous Eighter From Decatur"You catholic?""Nope."The toadlike sergeant behind the desk at the Chicago induction center--where I stood naked in a line of naked men that must have stretched for two miles--hunched over my Yellow Form."You Jewish?""Nope.""OK. Yer Protestant." He stamped with a heavy hand on my form.Weakly, I protested, "Nope.""Whaddaya mean, nope? Y' ain't no Catholic or Jew." His BB-shot...