Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1970

Noticing that her husband's relationship with the alluring miss across the street was becoming more intimate, the suspicious wife awoke one morning to find herself alone in bed. Angered, she dialed her attractive neighbor and bellowed into the phone, "Tell my husband to get his ass across the street.""Ma'am," a soft, sexy voice replied, "that's where he's been getting it for some time now."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines marijuana as the only kind of grass capable...