That Was The Year That Was

January, 1970

Though docs said Buzz and Neil and MikeThe moon trip made with ease,There's been one long-range side effect:They hate the sight of cheese!When it comes to showmanship,That Streisand's an uncanny girl.Her Oscar outfit was so sheerShe could have won for Fanny Girl.John and Yoko's famous poseShould faze no music lover,For, naked though the Lennons are,The record's got a cover.Said Prez to Secretary Finch:"Look North, East, West and South, Bob,And find a plastic surgeon whoWill take on Spiro's...