Playboy's Party Jokes
February, 1970
The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the panic-stricken mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."The physician dressed quickly; but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again."You don't have to come over, after all," the woman bubbled. "My husband just found another one."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines counterfeit money as homemade bread.A well-dressed...
