Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 1970
A man returned from a convention and proudly showed his wife a gallon of bourbon he'd won for having the largest sex organ of all present. "What!" she exclaimed. "Do you mean to tell me you exhibited yourself in front of all those people?""Only enough to win, darling," he replied. "Only enough to win."We know a waggish historian who says that George Washington was the only President who didn't blame the previous Administration for all of his troubles.A pla...
