Epigrams From The Greek Anthology (600 B.c.--900 A.d.)

December, 1970

If I were a sea breeze that caught you strolling the beach in your topless-Bottomless bathing suit, I'd blow you--hither and yon."What do you mean, the cast had to rehearse the whole night through?Your show's been running for weeks. Don't give me that crap, Peg.Your lipstick's-- Look, if you'd told me you'd been in a Murat/Sade rumble,Writhing under the nuts, stage center, it'd make sense.You've done your hair differently, too: damp and matted. What's this new style called--Mr. Bedpal's Med...