Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1970

Stunned by the incredible beauty of their new secretary, the two executives resolved to make her adjustment to the firm their personal business. "It's up to us to teach her the difference between right and wrong," said the first."Agreed," exclaimed the second, excitedly taking in the girl's generous endowments. "You teach her what's right."A married friend of ours comments that the only thing worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar is being caught with l...