That Was The Year That Was

January, 1971

Spiro has an Agnew watch,Likewise Dick, our Prez,And Kissinger advises bothOn what the big hand says.Haynsworth, C., and Carswell, H.,Got quite a nasty wrench,They'd hoped for some new furniture:At least a bigger bench.Dick gave Liz a giant gemAnd furs that sure weren't squirrel.It's touching how a few small giftsCan please a simple girl.Julie's David got a jobTo fill the summer void.It's nice a baseball team can helpThe hard-core unemployed."What Denny did," said baseball's czar,"...