Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1971
Right after he started undressing me," explained the young thing to her roommate, "I told him he mustn't see me anymore.""What happened then?" asked her friend."What do you think happened?" the girl said. "He turned out the lights."A conservative acquaintance of ours happened to mention that he knows a patriotic prostitute who has embroidered on her panties the starspangled inscription: Love it or Leave it.Upon arriving home early one evening, a weary...
