Griselda And The Porn-O-Phone
December, 1971
Griselda Thrindle was born in Puritan Ethic, Wisconsin, and raised by her father, an insanely ambitious janitor."I am nothing," her father would say. "But for you, Griselda, I dream The Impossible Dream. You'll see -- one day you'll be the greatest charwoman in the world."On Griselda's first birthday, her father gave her a dollhouse. The walls were shabby, the floors scuff-marked, the windows smudged with soot. The little doorknobs were tarnished, the tiny tables dusty; even...
