Playboy's Christmas Cards
December, 1971
To The Talk-Show KingsWho remembers fun in bed? She's turned on to you, instead.What distracts a sexy chick Hooked on Johnny, Merv and Dick?Bedtime, once a groovy scene, Now means chats with Orson Bean.Nader's neat and Hackett's droll, But who needs them for birth control?Can't make it on this small-talk diet.Have a heart, you guys--keep quiet!To An Old-Time AbortionistThe times they change, and laws do, too. Enlightenment is near.So maybe you should think about A change in your career.For ferti...
