Playboy's Party Jokes
December, 1971
Leaving the poker party late, as usual, two friends compared notes. "I can never fool my wife," the first complained. "I turn off the car's engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs and undress in the bathroom, but she always wakes up and yells like crazy about my being late.""You just have the wrong technique," his friend advised. "I roar into the garage, honk the horn a couple of times, slam the front door, stomp up the stairs, pat m...
