Ribald Classic: The Ballad Of Dan Homer

December, 1971

Oh, me name is Dan Homer; I'm blind as the Jews And I travels about with me head full of news; But the gods call me Danny and teach me the rhymes, Though I've never been home since the classical times.Now, all yez young women from Dublin to Greece, Gather round me and take home a warnin' apiece: There's a terrible feller called Zeus-Take-the-Lot And yez never can tell if he's up yez or not.Ye'll not see him come and ye'll not see him go, But he'll have the drawers off yez before ye sez no. Sure,...