Playboy After Hours

March, 1972

You Finally Made It!! This invitation signifies your arrival as an important person (or a skillful phony). You shall be one of the elite attending the Third Anniversary party of Screw--The World's Greatest Newspaper."Feeling our ego gently massaged, and further seduced by Screw's promise that its sip-in would include "• Dirty Movies • Cheap Food • Old Beer • Egg Creams • Transvestites, Perverts, Freaks, Fake Celebrities & You," we dropped in shortly after the appointed hour at Max...