Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1972

How would you like to wind up the evening at my apartment, listening to some records?" asked the fellow."Do you promise that we'll just listen to records?" countered the girl."I promise.""And if I don't like the records?""Then you can get dressed and go home."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines cummerbund as a German sex club.I have both good and bad news for you men," the crew chief of the slave galley declared. "First the good news. You're go...

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