Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1972

For a thousand dollars," asked the jolly quizmaster, "who was the first man?""Adam!" gushed the lovely young contestant."Correct! And for two thousand dollars, who was the first woman?""Eve!" burbled the girl."Correct again! And now, for four thousand, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?""Gee, that's hard," said the girl, frowning."Jackpot!" shouted the quizmaster.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines racial superiority...