Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1972

An engaged couple had gone to the same physician for premarital examinations and the prospective groom stopped at the doctor's office after work to obtain the results. "I'm afraid that I have both bad and good news for you," said the medical man. "The bad news is that your fiancée has gonorrhea.""My God, that's terrible!" gulped the fellow. Then, composing himself, he asked, "And what's the good news?""She didn't get it from you."Our Unabashed Di...