Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1953

Crazy Charlie, the used car dealer, was out to break all sales records with his "like new" models. A large sign in his window announced: "A Blonde Free With Each Car."A delighted young wolf plunked down his cash and, hot with anticipation, drove his newly-won blonde out into the country. He parked, gave her a couple of preliminary kisses, and whispered a suggestion in her ear.She shook her head, smiled, and said, "You got that when you bought this car."Peters was th...