Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1956

The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination."The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women.""Doc, I don't deserve the best," said the patient. "What's next best?"Aspinster school teacher took her fifth grade charges on a field trip to a county fair. There was a race track on the grounds and she asked them whether they would enjoy seeing the hor...