Here's How
January, 1964
Here's to ridding the world of the curse of liquor ... glass by glass!Gin comes from junipers, beer comes from hay,Wine comes from barrels in gushes.And what's more important, I'm happy to say,I come from a long line of lushes.Here's a fond toast to our hostess,Who many times has cursed herselfFor the night she wore the backless gownAnd, in doing the twist, reversed herself.Here's to good old whiskey,So amber and so clear.'Tis not so sweet as woman's lips,But a damned-sight more sincers.To the l...
