Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 1964

Your fare, young lady," said the handsome train conductor.She smiled at him sweetly, "You're not so bad yourself."On the occasion of Nero's 25th birthday, he arrived at the Colosseum to find that the Praetorian Guard had prepared a treat for him in the arena. There stood 25 naked virgins, like candles on a cake, tied to poles, burning alive. "Wonderfull" exclaimed the deranged emperor, "but one of them isn't dead yet. I can see her lips moving. Go quickly and find o...