Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1967

We know a football buff who is such a compulsive gambler that he lost $50 on the last game of the season: $25 when the opposing team scored a touchdown from their own 15-yard line; and another $25 on the Instant Replay.A scientific friend informs us that celibacy isn't an inherited trait.If you're looking for a really unusual pet," said the shop owner, "this cage contains a giant Crunch Bird. Its powerful beak and claws are capable of completely demolishing almost anything.""...