Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1967

I'm, sorry, miss," said the country clerk, "I can't issue your marriage license until you've filled out your form."Almost in tears, the girl replied, "Well, if my boyfriend doesn't care, I don't see why you should."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines optimist as a man who, after coming home unexpectedly and finding cigar butts in the ashtrays, decides his wife must have given up cigarettes.The dazzling young thing was strolling down the street in skintight hip huggers, when...