Playboy's Christmas Cards

December, 1970

You're the idol of the talk shows; Man, your repartee is quick. And you've even done a nude scene In a big important flick. So why run down a gridiron And disturb your stylish curls, When your very greatest passes Are the ones you make at girls?To a bra ManufacturerThe revolution's here to stay. You're first to feel its clout, Since liberated Christmas belles Say, "Let it all hang out!"To the girl in the apartment whose windows face oursMerriest greetings of myriad kinds, But, oh, stay...