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Presenting: The Best Food to Stick Your Penis Into

If you’ve seen Call Me By Your Name, you’ll recall the film’s infamous peach scene, wherein its main character, Elio, a confused and curious young man, inquisitively slides his dick inside a succulent peach while fantasizing about his father’s brilliant doctoral intern, Oliver. Theoretically, porking a peach would feel near-heavenly. Unfortunately, the fruit envelopes a coarse pit and oceans of juice, which makes for a potentially painful and sticky experience, one that warrants immediate scrubbing.


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